buffy gilmore: hey do you think the press will want to talk to us?
brenda: please. the press just wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find.
shorty: [cut to gail haistorm interviewing shorty about drew decker’s death]
shorty: I’m on t.v. oh shit, first “cops” now this. I’m going to be a star, son.
gail hailstorm: so how close were you to the victim?
shorty: oh so close. right until the roofs were worn away and she woke up. then she was talking about pressing charges, so i stuck my tongue out her ass and walked out.
gail hailstorm: if you could have talked to her before she died, what would have been your last words to her?
shorty: run bitch, run!